Christmas Plans
Thanks to "super planners" Ryan and Brianna we actually have Christmas plans for this year, a well as food assignments. Please take note:
Friday, December 21 - Lindsey and Harper arrive. Dad also arrives. They will rent a car and go to Ryan's where we will stay for a few days before Christmas.
Saturday, December 22 - Ashley is bringing Landon to Houston where everyone may meet him. Ask Ashley what time they will be coming. We will meet at Ryan's and decorate cookies/make goodies for caroling on Christmas Eve. Dad will spring for good Texas BBQ. We will be making sugar cookies, peanut clusters and truffles. If we have time, we could play basketball or baseball at the park.
Monday, December 24 - Poodle arrives! Yeah! We will meet out at Ryan's to go caroling to friends in Katy. Carrie and Bethany will bring petit fours and eclairs. We will visit Stewards, Gebauers, and anyone y'all suggest.
Tuesday, December 25 - Christmas Day. We plan stocking exchange at 11 am, Christmas dinner at 1 pm. Ryan has planned a great dinner with the following assignments:
Turkey - smoked by Doziers
Ham - Ryan
Funeral potatoes - Brianna
Rolls - MOMTHEBOMB
Veggies and crackers with dip - Poodle
Spinach salad - Fernash
Cranberry Salad - Bethany
Dessert - Bex and MOMTHEBOMB
When we say dinner is at 1 pm, it is actually at 1 pm. Ryan has invited the missionaries, so prepare your food for 14-15 people. Brianna's parents are arriving at 5 pm, so we need to be finished, hence the 1pm timeframe.
Thursday, December 27 - Ryan, Brianna and her parents (Patty and Dave) will be going to Brazos Bend State Park. Anyone is welcome to come along.
Sunday, December 30 - Devin Michael Funk will be blessed at their sacrament meeting, which is at 11:00 am. The Chapel is on Braeswood Drive.
Monday, December 31 - New Years Party at Ryan's - We do not have food assignments, but will post them if you tell us if you're coming. They will invite Suzy and Josh. You may invite anyone you wish, per Ryan. Just let him know.
Any other activities anyone would like to add - please let me know, and we can arrange them and coordinate via blogdom.
I'm so excited to see everyone!!!!
Thanks to Ryan and Brianna for generously opening up their home and for being super organizers.
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
New Address
Well, it's official. I finally moved out and will not be sharing an apartment with Mario any longer. We closed on our home in Houston a few weeks ago, and closed on our home in Mexico last night (after a very boring hour of listening to a notary read six legal-sized single-spaced typewritten pages in spanish - the only part I understood was the part that said I now owned 50% of the home.) We then celebrated with caldo at Vip's and sat in front of our new fireplace talking. I'm so excited!
Please come visit!
Well, it's official. I finally moved out and will not be sharing an apartment with Mario any longer. We closed on our home in Houston a few weeks ago, and closed on our home in Mexico last night (after a very boring hour of listening to a notary read six legal-sized single-spaced typewritten pages in spanish - the only part I understood was the part that said I now owned 50% of the home.) We then celebrated with caldo at Vip's and sat in front of our new fireplace talking. I'm so excited!
Please come visit!
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
Hugs all around!
Friday I gave Mario (our male maid) a hug. Considering all of the complaining I've done about him for - letting himself into our apartment while I was showering, leaving the windows open all day when it never gets over 40 deg F during the day, etc. I thought I should explain.
I came home from teaching friday and attempted to back my large SUV into the open garage. Being not great at any type of driving, let alone the backing type, I ran into the outside wall of the apartment building and knocked off the water faucet. Of course, water sprayed out and, without a faucet there was no stopping it. Mario to the rescue. He broke up his homemade broom and hammered the broomstick into the faucet hole, a feat I believed impossible. Then he went to get a new faucet and installed it, which is quite a feat, considering there was no way of turning the water off. I was so grateful to him I gave him a big hug! Who would've guessed (well about the hug part, not the accident.)
Friday I gave Mario (our male maid) a hug. Considering all of the complaining I've done about him for - letting himself into our apartment while I was showering, leaving the windows open all day when it never gets over 40 deg F during the day, etc. I thought I should explain.
I came home from teaching friday and attempted to back my large SUV into the open garage. Being not great at any type of driving, let alone the backing type, I ran into the outside wall of the apartment building and knocked off the water faucet. Of course, water sprayed out and, without a faucet there was no stopping it. Mario to the rescue. He broke up his homemade broom and hammered the broomstick into the faucet hole, a feat I believed impossible. Then he went to get a new faucet and installed it, which is quite a feat, considering there was no way of turning the water off. I was so grateful to him I gave him a big hug! Who would've guessed (well about the hug part, not the accident.)
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Trees
So, we finally have a signed contract for selling our San Antonio home. I was getting a little concerned, as they were dragging their feet. They had a contingency clause stating if they could not pull out the trees in the backyard to put in a pool, they didn't want the house. The concern is unreasonable if you live in San Antonio and know anyone can take a tree out in their own yard. However, these people are from Mexico, where it is illegal. Yes, you can actually go to jail for cutting down a tree, or even running into a tree with your car. (which makes me a little nervous) You CAN, however, run down a person without repercusion, or sell poisonous food on the street, or exploit your children by making them dance in front of traffic for money. But you CAN'T harm a tree! Go figure.
So, we finally have a signed contract for selling our San Antonio home. I was getting a little concerned, as they were dragging their feet. They had a contingency clause stating if they could not pull out the trees in the backyard to put in a pool, they didn't want the house. The concern is unreasonable if you live in San Antonio and know anyone can take a tree out in their own yard. However, these people are from Mexico, where it is illegal. Yes, you can actually go to jail for cutting down a tree, or even running into a tree with your car. (which makes me a little nervous) You CAN, however, run down a person without repercusion, or sell poisonous food on the street, or exploit your children by making them dance in front of traffic for money. But you CAN'T harm a tree! Go figure.
Friday, October 05, 2007
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
I love the good old USA!
There are a couple of things I have learned by moving to Mexico. First, I love my family, and miss them.(Actually, I already knew that) Second, I never realized what a great country we have.
The maid that lives in our apartment complex (Suzanna) had minor surgery this week (hemorrhoidectomy for those who are interested.) The surgeons didn't bother to clean her, or even wipe her up before cutting. Then they sent her home in pretty poor shape. Her husband came over that evening asking if I would inject some pain medicine "into her veins". I asked what the medicine was and why they didn't do it before she left. He said she got the medicine from a "friend", not the doctors, and showed me several small vials, which were obviously samples from somewhere. I politely said "no" and my husband told him I couldn't do it because it wasn't safe to give medicine for which I had no instructions. He told us it was no problem and went home. Apparently she did not agree with the "no hay problema" sentiment and came to my apartment, walked into the foyer, pulled down her pants, wiped her rear with an alcohol wipe and handed me a syringe that she had already filled with medicine. The needle was the largest I'd ever seen. I guess when you're desperate, you're desperate.
Although not perfect, we have a healthcare system that cares for the poor. We have guidelines for sanitation that save lives and prevent complications. We have a great country! I can't wait to come home to visit.
There are a couple of things I have learned by moving to Mexico. First, I love my family, and miss them.(Actually, I already knew that) Second, I never realized what a great country we have.
The maid that lives in our apartment complex (Suzanna) had minor surgery this week (hemorrhoidectomy for those who are interested.) The surgeons didn't bother to clean her, or even wipe her up before cutting. Then they sent her home in pretty poor shape. Her husband came over that evening asking if I would inject some pain medicine "into her veins". I asked what the medicine was and why they didn't do it before she left. He said she got the medicine from a "friend", not the doctors, and showed me several small vials, which were obviously samples from somewhere. I politely said "no" and my husband told him I couldn't do it because it wasn't safe to give medicine for which I had no instructions. He told us it was no problem and went home. Apparently she did not agree with the "no hay problema" sentiment and came to my apartment, walked into the foyer, pulled down her pants, wiped her rear with an alcohol wipe and handed me a syringe that she had already filled with medicine. The needle was the largest I'd ever seen. I guess when you're desperate, you're desperate.
Although not perfect, we have a healthcare system that cares for the poor. We have guidelines for sanitation that save lives and prevent complications. We have a great country! I can't wait to come home to visit.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Policia
I convinced my husband to fire my driver last week. I just couldn't stand being carted around all the time. I needed my independence. It only took me one week to have a run-in with "la policia." I got pulled over while looking for a friend's house. I accidently took the wrong street, then turned around and came back out. The problem was that it was a one-way street. Since I was a prime target for "easy money" they decided to pull me over. The conversation was extensive, in mixed english and spanish. I argued that there was no sign for one way. I also argued that I had just pulled in the street to turn around. They insisted that I get out of the car. Luckily, the word NO! is the same in both languages. Then they took my license and told me they had to write me a ticket. I asked where I paid for the ticket and they responded "aqui" - (here) and that it would be $60.00 - and they did say dollars. Again, that common word came in handy NO! WAY! They then told me they had to keep my license. When they wouldn't give it back, I said, "That's it, I'm calling . . ." and that's all it took. They started laughing, gave me my license and told me to have a nice day. Then I asked them to direct me to my friend's house. The shook my hand and waved me on. Am I lucky, stupid or just plain old stubborn? Whatever I am, it worked for me.
I convinced my husband to fire my driver last week. I just couldn't stand being carted around all the time. I needed my independence. It only took me one week to have a run-in with "la policia." I got pulled over while looking for a friend's house. I accidently took the wrong street, then turned around and came back out. The problem was that it was a one-way street. Since I was a prime target for "easy money" they decided to pull me over. The conversation was extensive, in mixed english and spanish. I argued that there was no sign for one way. I also argued that I had just pulled in the street to turn around. They insisted that I get out of the car. Luckily, the word NO! is the same in both languages. Then they took my license and told me they had to write me a ticket. I asked where I paid for the ticket and they responded "aqui" - (here) and that it would be $60.00 - and they did say dollars. Again, that common word came in handy NO! WAY! They then told me they had to keep my license. When they wouldn't give it back, I said, "That's it, I'm calling . . ." and that's all it took. They started laughing, gave me my license and told me to have a nice day. Then I asked them to direct me to my friend's house. The shook my hand and waved me on. Am I lucky, stupid or just plain old stubborn? Whatever I am, it worked for me.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Home Sweet Home
In our quest to find a home here in Mexico, I have discovered that Mexicans don't build houses the way Americans do. You never find the same house twice - no cookie cutter houses in pristine neighborhoods. They are pretty interesting, however -
-like the house that has one room that you can access only from the outside. Perfect for the teenager who wants an easy get-away.
-or the house with the long closet - and I mean LONG - in the master bedroom. It's narrow and longer than the width of the room. I could get lost in there.
-my personal favorite was the house with the miniature toilet and tub in the upstairs bathroom. By miniature I mean 1/4 of the regular size. What were they thinking? That their kids would never grow up, because that toilet is much too small for even a six year old, let alone one of our son-in-laws when they came to visit.
-the house that I LOVE, which is out of the question. Not because of cost, but because they have live high-voltage cables connecting in the corner of the front yard, which can easily be reached by a child.
-then there was the house that had a very small kitchen, but a room next to the kitchen with eight (yes, 8) refrigerators - for reasons that I will never understand.
-and then there was the house (very lovely) with glass stairs - they kind of float, because there is no obvious support other than a small side support- with NO handrail whatsoever. Being the clumbsy person that I am, I think we can rule that one out as well. (Not to mention the danger with the grandchildren.)
SO, I'm still looking. And probably will be for quite a while.
In our quest to find a home here in Mexico, I have discovered that Mexicans don't build houses the way Americans do. You never find the same house twice - no cookie cutter houses in pristine neighborhoods. They are pretty interesting, however -
-like the house that has one room that you can access only from the outside. Perfect for the teenager who wants an easy get-away.
-or the house with the long closet - and I mean LONG - in the master bedroom. It's narrow and longer than the width of the room. I could get lost in there.
-my personal favorite was the house with the miniature toilet and tub in the upstairs bathroom. By miniature I mean 1/4 of the regular size. What were they thinking? That their kids would never grow up, because that toilet is much too small for even a six year old, let alone one of our son-in-laws when they came to visit.
-the house that I LOVE, which is out of the question. Not because of cost, but because they have live high-voltage cables connecting in the corner of the front yard, which can easily be reached by a child.
-then there was the house that had a very small kitchen, but a room next to the kitchen with eight (yes, 8) refrigerators - for reasons that I will never understand.
-and then there was the house (very lovely) with glass stairs - they kind of float, because there is no obvious support other than a small side support- with NO handrail whatsoever. Being the clumbsy person that I am, I think we can rule that one out as well. (Not to mention the danger with the grandchildren.)
SO, I'm still looking. And probably will be for quite a while.
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
Friday, July 27, 2007
Thursday, July 19, 2007
EARTHQUAKE
Today in class we had what I thought was a fire drill. Turns out there was no fire. And it wasn't a drill. There was an earthquake apparently. Given my tendency to focus on what I'm doing and not pay attention to what's going on around me, I missed the whole thing. I'm happy to report I did get up and leave with the rest of the class (6 total.) Welcome to Mexico!
Today in class we had what I thought was a fire drill. Turns out there was no fire. And it wasn't a drill. There was an earthquake apparently. Given my tendency to focus on what I'm doing and not pay attention to what's going on around me, I missed the whole thing. I'm happy to report I did get up and leave with the rest of the class (6 total.) Welcome to Mexico!
Saturday, July 14, 2007
MEXICO
I'm here in Mexico City and adjusting quite well. Being the glass half full type person that I am, I have composed a list of the top ten reasons I'm going to LOVE Mexico!
10. The Weather. This is probably Mexico's best kept secret. It is crisp and cool every morning, never gets above 80 degrees, and although it rains almost every day it is NEVER humid.
9. Friends. After attending church the first sunday, we received an email entitled "new friends" inviting us to dinner. And they don't seem to mind that we're 15 years their senior.
8. Extra Time. Since I currently have no job or church responsibilities, I have lots of extra time to study spanish and catch up on things I have not done in years.
7. New Language. I've started a spanish class three hours a day five days a week with tons of homework that is absorbing lots of that extra time. I LOVE my class and my husband has actually started speaking to me in spanish.
6. Running. The weather here provides perfect atmosphere for running any time of the day. The area surrounding our home, Bosques de las Lomas (forrest of the hills) provides beautiful scenery.
5. Scales. The scales here measure in kilos, which means I weigh 2.2 X less than in pounds. Love that metric system!
4. Maid and driver. It is amazing how much you can get done when you have someone to cook and clean for you. My running clothes are washed and neatly folded on my dresser daily. And I do homework while being driven to class. This is quite the pampered lifestyle.
3. The people. They are very friendly and don't even mind my attempts at spanish.
2. Vales. Everyone in my husband's company gets vales, which are coupons with which to buy food or use at restaurants. He has so many he has not been able to spend them all. Fortunately, I'm willing to step in here and take charge to make sure they all get spent.
1. My husband. Since he was the reason I moved here, it is not surprising that spending time is the #1 reason I will love Mexico.
Come visit us soon!
I'm here in Mexico City and adjusting quite well. Being the glass half full type person that I am, I have composed a list of the top ten reasons I'm going to LOVE Mexico!
10. The Weather. This is probably Mexico's best kept secret. It is crisp and cool every morning, never gets above 80 degrees, and although it rains almost every day it is NEVER humid.
9. Friends. After attending church the first sunday, we received an email entitled "new friends" inviting us to dinner. And they don't seem to mind that we're 15 years their senior.
8. Extra Time. Since I currently have no job or church responsibilities, I have lots of extra time to study spanish and catch up on things I have not done in years.
7. New Language. I've started a spanish class three hours a day five days a week with tons of homework that is absorbing lots of that extra time. I LOVE my class and my husband has actually started speaking to me in spanish.
6. Running. The weather here provides perfect atmosphere for running any time of the day. The area surrounding our home, Bosques de las Lomas (forrest of the hills) provides beautiful scenery.
5. Scales. The scales here measure in kilos, which means I weigh 2.2 X less than in pounds. Love that metric system!
4. Maid and driver. It is amazing how much you can get done when you have someone to cook and clean for you. My running clothes are washed and neatly folded on my dresser daily. And I do homework while being driven to class. This is quite the pampered lifestyle.
3. The people. They are very friendly and don't even mind my attempts at spanish.
2. Vales. Everyone in my husband's company gets vales, which are coupons with which to buy food or use at restaurants. He has so many he has not been able to spend them all. Fortunately, I'm willing to step in here and take charge to make sure they all get spent.
1. My husband. Since he was the reason I moved here, it is not surprising that spending time is the #1 reason I will love Mexico.
Come visit us soon!
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
SOLUTIONS:
My husband always comes up with creative solutions. Unfortunately, they usually require more effort on my part than his. Recent example: I mentioned that the flowers I had recently planted at our house tend to wither if left without water several days. Since we would be in Mexico I suggested that we set the automatic sprinkler system to every other day rather than twice weekly as it is currently. Nope, that would cost WAY too much to water the flowers that much, so he recommended I dig up all of my flowers and plant new ones that are drought-resistent. Hmm. I think I'll pass. I'm pretty sure we can afford to water my flowers for another month.
My husband always comes up with creative solutions. Unfortunately, they usually require more effort on my part than his. Recent example: I mentioned that the flowers I had recently planted at our house tend to wither if left without water several days. Since we would be in Mexico I suggested that we set the automatic sprinkler system to every other day rather than twice weekly as it is currently. Nope, that would cost WAY too much to water the flowers that much, so he recommended I dig up all of my flowers and plant new ones that are drought-resistent. Hmm. I think I'll pass. I'm pretty sure we can afford to water my flowers for another month.
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
I'd like to thank . . .
My granddaughter, Caroline for getting me a new cell phone. Because of her I have a new state-of-the-art cell phone that works in any country in the world without extra charge. Yep! While we were in Houston she decided to see if my phone would float - in the toilet. Nope, it didn't. So now I have a new phone, because my generous husband gave me his - since he already has a blackberry that he can use. So if I want a blackberry, all I have to do is go visit Caroline.
My granddaughter, Caroline for getting me a new cell phone. Because of her I have a new state-of-the-art cell phone that works in any country in the world without extra charge. Yep! While we were in Houston she decided to see if my phone would float - in the toilet. Nope, it didn't. So now I have a new phone, because my generous husband gave me his - since he already has a blackberry that he can use. So if I want a blackberry, all I have to do is go visit Caroline.
Monday, June 11, 2007
MY TAIL
I have to buy myself a tail.
And I'm not too happy about it.
The reason that I'm not happy about it is because it is costing me $16,657.00.
That's right! In U.S. dollars. (the official estimate from the underwriters.)
A bit pricey, if you ask me.
But part of the cost of being able to live my husband again.
I hope he appreciates the sacrifice.
I have to buy myself a tail.
And I'm not too happy about it.
The reason that I'm not happy about it is because it is costing me $16,657.00.
That's right! In U.S. dollars. (the official estimate from the underwriters.)
A bit pricey, if you ask me.
But part of the cost of being able to live my husband again.
I hope he appreciates the sacrifice.
Thursday, May 31, 2007
THE OFFICE
Yesterday was officially my last day of working as a pediatrician at Alamo Heights Pediatrics, a place I have grown to love over the past three years. I received lots of hugs and kisses, flowers from my colleagues, a crystal butterfly from Kaitlyn, potpourri and a candle, and (my personal favorite) a drawing of a bouquet of hearts from a sweet boy named Joey. I didn't leave until 7:30 pm partly because we had tons of paperwork, and partly because it was difficult to make myself leave. For additional insight - meet the office:
Lindsay (Pediatrcian, owner and general manager): fabulous physician, expert in cardiology, passionate about her patients, witty, accomplished, insightful, great colleague.
Leah (Pediatrician): A bundle of energy, leader and public servant, very thoughtful, well-known in the community as expert physician for special needs children, juggler of family, home and career.
Beth (Medical assistant): Constant as the North Star, always on time, dependable, down-to-earth, predictable, non-complainer, very tactful, a "get the job done" kind of person.
Becky (Nurse): A fireball, initiator, fast-paced, can be a little bossy (to her advantage), a "go the extra mile" type person, motherly, confident, upbeat and opinionated.
Lindsay (Medical assistant): Great worker, easy-going, can be bold when the occasion demands, adaptable, able to take a stand, dependable, fun to work with.
Letty (Collections): Eternally happy and smiling, the first person you want to see in the morning, proud mom to five girls, aggressive about collections - in a very nice way, a "make it work" type person, knowledgable.
Lucy (Collections): A "no nonsense" gal, smart as a whip, very competent, a little guarded, down-to-earth, honest, tells it like it is.
Christine (front desk): Quiet and reserved, very polite and professional, good work ethic, pleasant.
My cousin once told me the hallmark of a great relationship is that you can look back and realize you're a better person for having known them. I can honestly say I'm a better person for having worked with these ladies. Thanks for a great three years!
Yesterday was officially my last day of working as a pediatrician at Alamo Heights Pediatrics, a place I have grown to love over the past three years. I received lots of hugs and kisses, flowers from my colleagues, a crystal butterfly from Kaitlyn, potpourri and a candle, and (my personal favorite) a drawing of a bouquet of hearts from a sweet boy named Joey. I didn't leave until 7:30 pm partly because we had tons of paperwork, and partly because it was difficult to make myself leave. For additional insight - meet the office:
Lindsay (Pediatrcian, owner and general manager): fabulous physician, expert in cardiology, passionate about her patients, witty, accomplished, insightful, great colleague.
Leah (Pediatrician): A bundle of energy, leader and public servant, very thoughtful, well-known in the community as expert physician for special needs children, juggler of family, home and career.
Beth (Medical assistant): Constant as the North Star, always on time, dependable, down-to-earth, predictable, non-complainer, very tactful, a "get the job done" kind of person.
Becky (Nurse): A fireball, initiator, fast-paced, can be a little bossy (to her advantage), a "go the extra mile" type person, motherly, confident, upbeat and opinionated.
Lindsay (Medical assistant): Great worker, easy-going, can be bold when the occasion demands, adaptable, able to take a stand, dependable, fun to work with.
Letty (Collections): Eternally happy and smiling, the first person you want to see in the morning, proud mom to five girls, aggressive about collections - in a very nice way, a "make it work" type person, knowledgable.
Lucy (Collections): A "no nonsense" gal, smart as a whip, very competent, a little guarded, down-to-earth, honest, tells it like it is.
Christine (front desk): Quiet and reserved, very polite and professional, good work ethic, pleasant.
My cousin once told me the hallmark of a great relationship is that you can look back and realize you're a better person for having known them. I can honestly say I'm a better person for having worked with these ladies. Thanks for a great three years!
Sunday, May 27, 2007
MEN AND THEIR TOYS
Have you ever noticed that men LOVE electronics? OK, that's not a big surprise to anyone. But have you noticed that it's easier to get your man to the store if the trip has something to do with electronics?
Two recent conversations related to me by my friend:
Conversation #1
Dorothy: Craig, could we go to the mall? I need to get a purse.
Craig: I thought you had a purse.
Conversation #2 a few days later while watching TV
Dorothy: Is this picture a little fuzzy?
Craig: You're right. I think I need to get you a new television - there are some plasma screens on sale. I'll get the car.
Instead of getting frustrated about our differences, take advantage. If you want your husband/boyfriend to remember your birthday, mother's day, valentines, anniversary - suggest electronics - ipod, blackberry, computer, television, palm pilot, etc. For my husband it's not the big TV's he wants. He loves little business trinkets, ipods, but most of all CAMERAS. In fact, I got a new one for my birthday, even though I already had one.
Recent conversation while on vacation: (we were going out on a small boat)
Michael: "Did you remember your new camera?"
Me: "Of course. It's right here."
Michael: "Great, because I don't want to bring mine on this boat. It might get wet. Actually, when I bought your camera - it was kind of a little for me."
Me: "Really? I would have never guessed."
The good new is - no matter how many times I lose my camera, break it, drop it in the toilet, or wear it out - there will always be one waiting for me for the next big event. And an expensive one at that! So, I really can't complain.
Have you ever noticed that men LOVE electronics? OK, that's not a big surprise to anyone. But have you noticed that it's easier to get your man to the store if the trip has something to do with electronics?
Two recent conversations related to me by my friend:
Conversation #1
Dorothy: Craig, could we go to the mall? I need to get a purse.
Craig: I thought you had a purse.
Conversation #2 a few days later while watching TV
Dorothy: Is this picture a little fuzzy?
Craig: You're right. I think I need to get you a new television - there are some plasma screens on sale. I'll get the car.
Instead of getting frustrated about our differences, take advantage. If you want your husband/boyfriend to remember your birthday, mother's day, valentines, anniversary - suggest electronics - ipod, blackberry, computer, television, palm pilot, etc. For my husband it's not the big TV's he wants. He loves little business trinkets, ipods, but most of all CAMERAS. In fact, I got a new one for my birthday, even though I already had one.
Recent conversation while on vacation: (we were going out on a small boat)
Michael: "Did you remember your new camera?"
Me: "Of course. It's right here."
Michael: "Great, because I don't want to bring mine on this boat. It might get wet. Actually, when I bought your camera - it was kind of a little for me."
Me: "Really? I would have never guessed."
The good new is - no matter how many times I lose my camera, break it, drop it in the toilet, or wear it out - there will always be one waiting for me for the next big event. And an expensive one at that! So, I really can't complain.
Monday, May 21, 2007
WHAT I LEARNED ON MY SUMMER VACATION
I recently had a great PAID vacation to Kohunlich (jungle and archeological ruins) and Cozumel (beach) compliments of Nextiraone Mexico. Not only did I have a great time, I learned:
- To dance! My husband also learned to dance, but only because I told him he was not a true mexican if he couldn't dance.
- That Mexicans are very animated and talk with their hands, which helps figure out the spanish. And if you don't know the words at least you can pretend to understand by nodding in agreement, acting disgusted, surprised, or merely stating Si! or No!? simply by watching them.
- That Mexicans truly know how to party.
- That it's not a great idea to stand under a tree staring at a monkey - they
tend to get irritated and can surprise you with a shower
- How not to throw up on a boat - Yes, I actually spent one hour on a small boat out in the ocean without puking once.
- Never buy a churro from a street vendor. (Said churro more than made up for not vomiting on the boat.
- New spanish vocabulary: mono/chango - monkey, chilango - person from Mexico (what my husband calls himself), codo - tightwad (what his colleagues call him), probecho - no true definition that I could elicit but they say it before a meal, like "bon appetit", beber - to drink (not water), and the difference between correr - to run and coger - (well just don't use that one)
- And the most important - I enjoy spending time with my husband and his friends and am looking forward to moving to Mexico.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
MOMTHEBOMB - Dancing Queen
Yesterday I received in the mail the following letter (along with two Fiesta medals)
Dear Mrs. Reed: You won't remember me, but you provided a wonderful Fiesta moment for me the year your husband was president of the Fiesta Commission. At the luncheon you drew me and my middle-aged friends into a Conga dance line with you. Since then we have made a point of giving you our homemade Fiesta medals when we would see you at events. I won't be able to schedule much Fiesta this year, but since you have the greatest Fiesta attitude in town, I've decided to send you medals for your collection. Sincerely, (Name I've never heard)
Although I believe she was likely targeting Susan Reed, San Antonio's District Attorney (who from what I hear loves to drink and party,) it is amusing trying to picture myself in the above scenario. My entire office got a good laugh out of it. Sadldy, though, I guess I'll have to give the medals back.
Yesterday I received in the mail the following letter (along with two Fiesta medals)
Dear Mrs. Reed: You won't remember me, but you provided a wonderful Fiesta moment for me the year your husband was president of the Fiesta Commission. At the luncheon you drew me and my middle-aged friends into a Conga dance line with you. Since then we have made a point of giving you our homemade Fiesta medals when we would see you at events. I won't be able to schedule much Fiesta this year, but since you have the greatest Fiesta attitude in town, I've decided to send you medals for your collection. Sincerely, (Name I've never heard)
Although I believe she was likely targeting Susan Reed, San Antonio's District Attorney (who from what I hear loves to drink and party,) it is amusing trying to picture myself in the above scenario. My entire office got a good laugh out of it. Sadldy, though, I guess I'll have to give the medals back.
Monday, April 09, 2007
ECONOMIC REALITIES
During my recent housecleaning barrage to get my home marketable I discovered the impressive costs of family living:
One homemade pedicure: $359.99 for carpet cleaner to remove little pink toenail marks in girls' bedroom.
Do-it-yourself deck catastrophy: $2,242.89 to repair deck spraypainted with red paint instead of clear stain by well-meaning but inexperienced husband
Pregnant daughter kitty rescue: $500.00 to replace carpeting on stairs said kitty clawed - (actually we're just getting some small scissors and giving it a good trim)
Hair Color girl party: $489.99 to take up carpet in bathroom and replace with tile, since hair dye does not come out.
Memories: Priceless!!!
During my recent housecleaning barrage to get my home marketable I discovered the impressive costs of family living:
One homemade pedicure: $359.99 for carpet cleaner to remove little pink toenail marks in girls' bedroom.
Do-it-yourself deck catastrophy: $2,242.89 to repair deck spraypainted with red paint instead of clear stain by well-meaning but inexperienced husband
Pregnant daughter kitty rescue: $500.00 to replace carpeting on stairs said kitty clawed - (actually we're just getting some small scissors and giving it a good trim)
Hair Color girl party: $489.99 to take up carpet in bathroom and replace with tile, since hair dye does not come out.
Memories: Priceless!!!
Monday, March 26, 2007
INSIGHT THROUGH HUMOR
One of the great thing about the funnies is that they provide a way that we can laugh about ourselves (and others.) I prefer the others part, but recently gained some insight from a particular comit that hit home.
COMIC: Sally Forth
BACKGROUND: Sally has been obscessing over her "crazy" mother who wants to come stay with her.
1st frame: Sally and her daughter, Hillary
Hillary: You still upset about grandma?
Sally: Oh, nothing for you to worry about, Hil.
Just be glad YOU have a sane, sensible mom.
Next frame: Hillary and her best friend
Friend: This is the same woman who bites off your chocolate easter bunny ears every year, right?
Hillary: And last Thanksgiving she pre-ate the turkey drumsticks.
What, me, crazy? Never!
One of the great thing about the funnies is that they provide a way that we can laugh about ourselves (and others.) I prefer the others part, but recently gained some insight from a particular comit that hit home.
COMIC: Sally Forth
BACKGROUND: Sally has been obscessing over her "crazy" mother who wants to come stay with her.
1st frame: Sally and her daughter, Hillary
Hillary: You still upset about grandma?
Sally: Oh, nothing for you to worry about, Hil.
Just be glad YOU have a sane, sensible mom.
Next frame: Hillary and her best friend
Friend: This is the same woman who bites off your chocolate easter bunny ears every year, right?
Hillary: And last Thanksgiving she pre-ate the turkey drumsticks.
What, me, crazy? Never!
Saturday, March 17, 2007
ADDENDUM to previous blog entitled "BARGAIN HUNERS":
Please be advised that if you desire any of the aforementioned freebee items you must make a notification of that desire on my blog in order to reserve your choices. We are hiring a professional junkie to come pick up all our "extras" on Friday, March 23 at 10:00am CST. If there are any items which have not been claimed, he will be hauling them away. After reserving your treasure, you are responsible for either arranging or picking up said item/s.
Additional items:
Three sleeping bags
Printer (slow - only black/white but works)
Hurry, these hot items will be gone before you know it!
Please be advised that if you desire any of the aforementioned freebee items you must make a notification of that desire on my blog in order to reserve your choices. We are hiring a professional junkie to come pick up all our "extras" on Friday, March 23 at 10:00am CST. If there are any items which have not been claimed, he will be hauling them away. After reserving your treasure, you are responsible for either arranging or picking up said item/s.
Additional items:
Three sleeping bags
Printer (slow - only black/white but works)
Hurry, these hot items will be gone before you know it!
ATTENTION BARGAIN HUNTERS:
or anyone else who may be trolling past our house in the next few months. We have some delightful items for sale - cheap. Actually, FREE! (That's for you, brother)
Said items are listed below in no particular order and must be claimed in person on a first-come-first served basis.
Ice Chest (28 quart)
Dutch Oven (2) - Ashley has two as well that she will be picking up
Chair - purchased over 10 years ago at Super Salads!
Deer netting (used to cover your plants to keep out the varmits)
2-Gallon Igloo Water cooler
Plumbing Snake (rooter)
Camp Cots (2) green
Shop vacuum - works
Coleman matchlight propane stove - still in the box (could return to Academy for cash)
Lawn mower (could not return to store)
Bikes: One teal Univega 18 speed
One blue girls bike - manual speed no hand brakes (Lindsey's)
Kitty Litter Box - kitty not included (almost NEVER used - hence the "kitty not included")
Fertilizer spreader
Red wagon
Christmas lights
Halloween decorations - assorted indoor
Wheelbarrel - mint condition
Bauer inline skates - less than mint condition
Deep fryer - complete with Rhino propane tank
Limb saw (tree limbs, that is, not human)
Tarp
Tool organizer (yard tool as in shovels, rakes, etc)
Pole saw - I think this is used to trim the high limbs from trees (at least that's what dad does with it)
Shovel
Rakes - (2)leaf (1)garden
And that's just from cleaning out the garage. You may find other treasures in the house during our once-in-a-lifetime Spring to Mexico Cleaning!
or anyone else who may be trolling past our house in the next few months. We have some delightful items for sale - cheap. Actually, FREE! (That's for you, brother)
Said items are listed below in no particular order and must be claimed in person on a first-come-first served basis.
Ice Chest (28 quart)
Dutch Oven (2) - Ashley has two as well that she will be picking up
Chair - purchased over 10 years ago at Super Salads!
Deer netting (used to cover your plants to keep out the varmits)
2-Gallon Igloo Water cooler
Plumbing Snake (rooter)
Camp Cots (2) green
Shop vacuum - works
Coleman matchlight propane stove - still in the box (could return to Academy for cash)
Lawn mower (could not return to store)
Bikes: One teal Univega 18 speed
One blue girls bike - manual speed no hand brakes (Lindsey's)
Kitty Litter Box - kitty not included (almost NEVER used - hence the "kitty not included")
Fertilizer spreader
Red wagon
Christmas lights
Halloween decorations - assorted indoor
Wheelbarrel - mint condition
Bauer inline skates - less than mint condition
Deep fryer - complete with Rhino propane tank
Limb saw (tree limbs, that is, not human)
Tarp
Tool organizer (yard tool as in shovels, rakes, etc)
Pole saw - I think this is used to trim the high limbs from trees (at least that's what dad does with it)
Shovel
Rakes - (2)leaf (1)garden
And that's just from cleaning out the garage. You may find other treasures in the house during our once-in-a-lifetime Spring to Mexico Cleaning!
Sunday, March 11, 2007
ADDENDUM:
The following items were incorrect or omitted from the previous blog entitled "Congratulations."
Bethany was chosen as "Administrative Chief Resident" not clinical chief. It just means she gets to be the BOSS of the entire residency, not much of a change. There's no such thing as clinical chief. I guess I made up that part, but I tend to do that. It's a mom thing.
Lindsey: Congratulations are in order for an amazing girl who at the ripe old age of 18 is a JUNIOR at BYU. She tries to keep herself humble by scooping icecream at the BYU dairy queen, aka "Sugar and Spice."
Mabel - for being the most assertive girl on the playground, even when playing with kids twice her size, she holds her own. And she can be pretty loud, too. Any wonder where that came from? - her mother is the above-mentioned administrative chief.
Caroline - who at the age of 12 months already has "chores." She goes to get her shoes every morning and puts them away before bed. At this rate she's going to be doing her own laundry by the time she's three.
Are my kids/grandkids amazing or what?
The following items were incorrect or omitted from the previous blog entitled "Congratulations."
Bethany was chosen as "Administrative Chief Resident" not clinical chief. It just means she gets to be the BOSS of the entire residency, not much of a change. There's no such thing as clinical chief. I guess I made up that part, but I tend to do that. It's a mom thing.
Lindsey: Congratulations are in order for an amazing girl who at the ripe old age of 18 is a JUNIOR at BYU. She tries to keep herself humble by scooping icecream at the BYU dairy queen, aka "Sugar and Spice."
Mabel - for being the most assertive girl on the playground, even when playing with kids twice her size, she holds her own. And she can be pretty loud, too. Any wonder where that came from? - her mother is the above-mentioned administrative chief.
Caroline - who at the age of 12 months already has "chores." She goes to get her shoes every morning and puts them away before bed. At this rate she's going to be doing her own laundry by the time she's three.
Are my kids/grandkids amazing or what?
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Say what? . . .
Yesterday I saw a teenager in our office who complained of a cough. After taking a history, I placed my stethoscope on her chest to listen to her breath sounds and said "Big breaths." (The girl was very well-endowed, by the way) Apparently that's not what she heard and she looked up at me, and said "excuse me!" I repeated myself - "Big BREATHS, not breasts". She actually thought it was pretty funny. Embarassing, but funny.
Yesterday I saw a teenager in our office who complained of a cough. After taking a history, I placed my stethoscope on her chest to listen to her breath sounds and said "Big breaths." (The girl was very well-endowed, by the way) Apparently that's not what she heard and she looked up at me, and said "excuse me!" I repeated myself - "Big BREATHS, not breasts". She actually thought it was pretty funny. Embarassing, but funny.
Monday, March 05, 2007
CONGRATULATIONS TO:
Bethany - for being elected by her peers as "Clinical Chief Resident" for next year, which is quite an honor. She will be completing her fourth and final year of residency in Ob/Gyn.
Ryan - for securing his first big job with Chevon Oil. He and Brianna will be moving to Houston in May after completing his MBA at ASU.
Brittany - who is a much sought-after physics and chemistry teacher. She has several interviews lined up, starting with a prestigious prep school near Washington, D.C. Good luck Poodle!
Ashley - for signing with a great consulting firm only weeks after beginning interviews. She will graduate from BYU in Economics in April and move to the big D (dallas) for her first real job.
Carrie - who will be graduating from BYU in April as well, not a small task after getting married, having a premature baby who spent two weeks in intensive care and then surgery a month later, moving to Houston and completing her degree online.
Lindsey - for being the best icecream scooper on the entire BYU campus. She is probably having the best social life of any Reed girl to attend BYU.
Bethany - for being elected by her peers as "Clinical Chief Resident" for next year, which is quite an honor. She will be completing her fourth and final year of residency in Ob/Gyn.
Ryan - for securing his first big job with Chevon Oil. He and Brianna will be moving to Houston in May after completing his MBA at ASU.
Brittany - who is a much sought-after physics and chemistry teacher. She has several interviews lined up, starting with a prestigious prep school near Washington, D.C. Good luck Poodle!
Ashley - for signing with a great consulting firm only weeks after beginning interviews. She will graduate from BYU in Economics in April and move to the big D (dallas) for her first real job.
Carrie - who will be graduating from BYU in April as well, not a small task after getting married, having a premature baby who spent two weeks in intensive care and then surgery a month later, moving to Houston and completing her degree online.
Lindsey - for being the best icecream scooper on the entire BYU campus. She is probably having the best social life of any Reed girl to attend BYU.
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Happy Valentines!
It's St. Valentines Day and flu season. What do these two have in common? Every child with symptoms of flu today delayed coming to the doctor until after their Valentine party this morning so they could spread the joy. How do I know this? Our office was virtually empty this morning but jam packed beginning at 2 pm with post-party kids (who had been sick all day.) I can't think of any better way to say Be Mine than sharing your influenza germs. Way to show your kids how to share, parents!
It's St. Valentines Day and flu season. What do these two have in common? Every child with symptoms of flu today delayed coming to the doctor until after their Valentine party this morning so they could spread the joy. How do I know this? Our office was virtually empty this morning but jam packed beginning at 2 pm with post-party kids (who had been sick all day.) I can't think of any better way to say Be Mine than sharing your influenza germs. Way to show your kids how to share, parents!
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
I'm Popular!
Well, actually I'm not, but I got to pretend I was for a weekend. It's my daughter that's popular. She teaches high school in Macon, Georgia and the kids LOVE her! There are about 30 students every morning before school just hanging out in her classroom. I went to visit last weekend and I had never felt so popular in a high school setting (or any setting for that matter.) Everywhere we went we heard "Hi Ms. Reed, Hi, Ms. Reed's mom!" It was a great weekend - but not just because I was popular. I had fun with Poodle. Thanks, Poodle!
Well, actually I'm not, but I got to pretend I was for a weekend. It's my daughter that's popular. She teaches high school in Macon, Georgia and the kids LOVE her! There are about 30 students every morning before school just hanging out in her classroom. I went to visit last weekend and I had never felt so popular in a high school setting (or any setting for that matter.) Everywhere we went we heard "Hi Ms. Reed, Hi, Ms. Reed's mom!" It was a great weekend - but not just because I was popular. I had fun with Poodle. Thanks, Poodle!
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Dream Come True - almost
As a type A kind of obscessive-compulsive person I have always had a secret fantasy - to have the world stop for one day so that I could "catch up" on everything I have going on while the rest of the world was "frozen in time." Well amazingly, my dream finally came true. Two weeks ago in San Antonio a winter storm came through that virtually shut down the entire city for two days. Every major freeway in the city closed, schools closed, and many businesses closed - including Alamo Heights Pediatrics, where I work. I could not believe my luck. While the rest of the city huddled in blankets watching TV I went into overdrive. I scrubbed every floor in the house, cleaned and scrubbed every bathroom, and laundered all of the bedding. I cleaned and organized every closet, drawer and cupboard in the entire house, coming up with six large trash bags of unwanted stuff. I also made seven white dresses, complete with different colored scarves and sashes for a play I was in charge of the next week. I folded the dresses and placed them all in a large shopping bag on the couch. I was elated that I had finally caught up! Well, almost.
My husband, Mike came home and decided the large trash bags waiting at the door to go to "Good Will" were junk and needed to be thrown out. Unfortunately, he got a little carried away and decided that the large shopping bag on the couch must be junk as well and threw it out. It was like waking from a fabulous dream to find it was not reality. I thought it was too good to be true. Maybe next time the city shuts down I'll sip hot cocoa and watch TV. Far less stress. Oh yeah, and Mike is not allowed to take out the trash again EVER.
As a type A kind of obscessive-compulsive person I have always had a secret fantasy - to have the world stop for one day so that I could "catch up" on everything I have going on while the rest of the world was "frozen in time." Well amazingly, my dream finally came true. Two weeks ago in San Antonio a winter storm came through that virtually shut down the entire city for two days. Every major freeway in the city closed, schools closed, and many businesses closed - including Alamo Heights Pediatrics, where I work. I could not believe my luck. While the rest of the city huddled in blankets watching TV I went into overdrive. I scrubbed every floor in the house, cleaned and scrubbed every bathroom, and laundered all of the bedding. I cleaned and organized every closet, drawer and cupboard in the entire house, coming up with six large trash bags of unwanted stuff. I also made seven white dresses, complete with different colored scarves and sashes for a play I was in charge of the next week. I folded the dresses and placed them all in a large shopping bag on the couch. I was elated that I had finally caught up! Well, almost.
My husband, Mike came home and decided the large trash bags waiting at the door to go to "Good Will" were junk and needed to be thrown out. Unfortunately, he got a little carried away and decided that the large shopping bag on the couch must be junk as well and threw it out. It was like waking from a fabulous dream to find it was not reality. I thought it was too good to be true. Maybe next time the city shuts down I'll sip hot cocoa and watch TV. Far less stress. Oh yeah, and Mike is not allowed to take out the trash again EVER.
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