Say what? . . .
Yesterday I saw a teenager in our office who complained of a cough. After taking a history, I placed my stethoscope on her chest to listen to her breath sounds and said "Big breaths." (The girl was very well-endowed, by the way) Apparently that's not what she heard and she looked up at me, and said "excuse me!" I repeated myself - "Big BREATHS, not breasts". She actually thought it was pretty funny. Embarassing, but funny.