MY TAIL
I have to buy myself a tail.
And I'm not too happy about it.
The reason that I'm not happy about it is because it is costing me $16,657.00.
That's right! In U.S. dollars. (the official estimate from the underwriters.)
A bit pricey, if you ask me.
But part of the cost of being able to live my husband again.
I hope he appreciates the sacrifice.
3 comments:
At least it will look cute on you.
does the tail have a butt attachment, or do you have to figure that out on your own? I'm sure dad will find you just as sexy without a tail.
I can only afford the tail. No attachments.
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