Fun in Relief Society

Although I'm more a Primary/YW person, at times Relief Society can be quite fun - and informative. This week we had a lesson on appropriate attire for church. There was quite a discussion on what should and should not be worn to church. When the topic turned to wearing pants, one lady raised her hand. She immediately quoted a statistic of how many women die each year of vaginal cancer. She then proceeded to inform us that studies have proven that wearing pants causes vaginal cancer, concluding with her testimony that we could avoid a premature death by not wearing pants to church! Have you heard this one, Bethy? I thought you'd love it.