CONTENTS OF A TRASH CAN:
One two-pound bag of powdered sugar (opened)
One can creamed corn (opened)
Three raw eggs (not cracked - yet)
One can black beans (opened)
One large can evaporated milk (opened)
Two rotten potatoes
One jar cake decorating "sprinkles" (opened)
One half-eaten watermelon

What is the relevance of the contents of a trash can you might ask? Nothing - unless perhaps one is attempting to finish mopping the kitchen floor - and perhaps one in frustration might put the trash can on top of the counter (because it is in the way of the cleaning process) - perhaps a little too hastily, causing it to fall - which perhaps would cause one to attempt to rescue said trash can - grasping it by the bottom and, well, dumping the contents of said trash can onto the newly mopped floor. Then the contents become very relevant and quite a mess, actually.